camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

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precumming:

At my funeral play the Super Mario original theme until my casket is lowered in the ground then play the underground music

fionagoddess:

Jessica Lange | American Horror Story (2011-14)

haunthecause:

its fucking face omg

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"Never understood the obsession with callin dude’s “whipped” for catering to your chick. Like, if you know you have someone special, there is nothing unmanly about making sure she feels that way 24/7."

timothy delaghetto (via desideriumxx)

tumboy:

50 Cent in Malefiftycent [x]

"Maybe home is nothing but two arms holding you tight when you’re at your worst."

Unknown (via purplebuddhaproject)

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